What do you mean "artificial"?

A Flash In The Hand is Worth Two in the Accessory Shoe

Attention Deficit In Front of the MoMA

My Old Best Friend's Wedding

There's a substantial mind-boggling aspect to this and that's that the same person who gave me rides wherever I needed to go before I could drive is now making lifelong commitments with someone he had not even met back when I knew him.

Not that all's changed. He wrote "BALLS" on the bathroom mirror in the hotel and he pretty much forced me to play Smash Brothers with him while his wife stressed about wedding preparations.