Dig Knot Femur

Oh Sack, My Sack

2009-11-15T22:46:00.000-08:00

Changing Direction

2009-11-01T23:03:00.000-08:00

I think from now on I'm gonna be drawing more than shooting.

Unless I get a gun in my pencil!

2009-04-19T00:12:00.000-07:00

County Fair

2008-07-31T21:57:00.000-07:00

MCM: First Attempt

2008-07-24T19:49:00.000-07:00

I don't know if anyone's going to show.

It's still early, people will be here.

I dunno. This is the valley. Nobody gives a fuck.

It'll be cool. Just wait.

Moving

2008-07-06T21:04:00.000-07:00

-What's that over there?
-A mountain.
-And that?
-More mountain.
-Are there a lot of those around here?
-Yeah.
-Hey Michael.
-Yeah?
-We can see mountains.

exploring a new environment on no sleep

2008-07-05T11:13:00.000-07:00

Oh Oh Oh Oh!

2008-07-02T23:51:00.000-07:00

Missing: Collaborate and Listen

2008-06-29T23:28:00.000-07:00

Wait, what does that say?

So... are we supposed to stop him or something? Or is this where he stops? What's the purpose of this?

April Fools! Your wife's dead and your baby's a spastic!

2008-06-21T00:08:00.001-07:00

Fft Fft

2008-06-14T00:30:00.000-07:00

There are nights, sometimes, where in the alley between my house and the neighbors' I hear cats hissing and screaming in the most horribly awful tones one could imagine waking to in the hours between 2 and 3 AM. My first thought when these terrible sounds pull me out of a (relatively) sound sleep is that a witch is getting raped right outside my window. And then, as consciousness gets a pinky grip on my mind and I realize that sort of non-logic can't make sense, I begin to wonder what it is the cats are apparently fighting over. I wonder why they have to pick the middle of the night to start making their hissing, acrid, tarry, sounds. I wonder and I wonder as my initial fear of their demented little screams turns to curiosity and before I know it I'm marveling at these awful sounds until I fall back asleep full of wonder.

And when I'm awake for good they are all asleep in their sunspots like sly bastards.

2008-06-09T00:46:00.000-07:00

And that was it right there, you know? End Credits.

Where are you going, where have you been?

2008-06-04T22:48:00.000-07:00

Culture, whatever that is. I think a lot of how I'm immersed in it and how I know nothing of it. I mean, it's fitting but that sucks.

Modesto Blows

2008-05-04T09:48:00.000-07:00

American Cities and American Youth - ubiquitous and unremarkable in ways only we know how to be.

What do you mean "artificial"?

2008-04-17T10:47:00.000-07:00

A Flash In The Hand is Worth Two in the Accessory Shoe

2008-04-05T19:52:00.000-07:00

Attention Deficit In Front of the MoMA

2008-04-04T09:07:00.001-07:00

My Old Best Friend's Wedding

2008-04-04T05:23:00.000-07:00

There's a substantial mind-boggling aspect to this and that's that the same person who gave me rides wherever I needed to go before I could drive is now making lifelong commitments with someone he had not even met back when I knew him.

Not that all's changed. He wrote "BALLS" on the bathroom mirror in the hotel and he pretty much forced me to play Smash Brothers with him while his wife stressed about wedding preparations.

Who how what now?

2008-03-08T23:22:00.000-08:00

Fwup Fwup Fwup Fwup

2008-02-24T09:26:00.001-08:00

Hey, Hitler drew cartoons.

Sick Acid Trips

2008-01-27T21:13:00.001-08:00

Some people you know may or may not be foreign deities who've attained enlightenment and oneness with the universe.

If they are not/have not, do not attempt to make them aware of the fact. If you try this, you do so at great personal risk.

When hamburger joints unload patties from trucks

2008-01-15T19:39:00.000-08:00

Watch out at 5am. People will hit you with their cars.

A place with seemingly no purpose but to have windows

2008-01-12T01:29:00.001-08:00

brokenjar

2008-01-08T00:18:00.001-08:00

potpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotpotGOOSE!

Cave Mouth/Maw - Rocky Orifice

2008-01-05T00:30:00.001-08:00

People have a tendency, when someone dies, to say they "lost" them. Isn't the opposite true? I mean, you'll never misplace them again!

Ghosts for Everyone!

2007-12-31T15:13:00.001-08:00

At the end of every year, usually about three seconds before the turnover, it always seems the magnitude of the idea of the event suddenly hits. In all of ever, forever, never will this year ever possibly exist again. It would be easier if they never existed at all. It's just less freaky.

Let’s do it, man. Lock and load. Ain’t life a [expletive deleted]?

2007-12-24T16:24:00.001-08:00

I feel almost exploitative taking inspiration from condemned men's last statements, but I doubt I'm the only one.

Texas Department of Criminal Justice

Night-ish Creature

2007-12-16T13:21:00.001-08:00

So the lake monster realized it had chased the children quite a ways away from the beach and now it was thoroughly and precisely fucked. The children put their fear aside as they saw the hunched and lagging monster. They regrouped. Slowly, it tried to meander back towards the beach but before long it was surrounded by a circle of angry, terrified, hormone driven teenagers.

for peeping

2007-12-09T01:25:00.001-08:00

Our stories say "How deep does the rabbit hole go?"

Their's must go something like "Where does the subterranean tunnel system we built end?",
or maybe, "Those motherfuckers need to stop dropping M80's into our houses."

Andtree

2007-12-03T20:45:00.001-08:00

NPR Music

It's like climbing a tree--at night--and finding good music up top.

Raining Electric Buckets

2007-11-30T19:56:00.002-08:00

"We are going to get wet!"

No, I suppose you don't care. Well I'm going inside anyway. Don't come trailing your wet wires everywhere. Come in through the garage and call me. I'll get you a towel.

2007-11-28T22:08:00.000-08:00

A reflection of what exactly?

Cold is Cold

2007-11-19T00:25:00.000-08:00

Yeah for snow.

2007-11-15T23:50:00.000-08:00

Why is a hand wearing headphones?

A. Fashion Statement
B. It's using them as earmuffs
C. Why not?

2007-11-13T23:56:00.000-08:00

If you can find something to do where the time passes and you hardly even realize that you're doing what you're doing and even if you were more apparently aware of it it wouldn't change the fact that you're finding immense satisfaction in the endeavor then perhaps you've found what it is that you need to be doing.

Is it Art?

2007-11-11T23:10:00.000-08:00

O worthy endeavors, is there truly one more admirable than the building of a fort?

It was the best pile of sticks anyone made that day.

Devices of Low Light Resistance

2007-11-10T21:29:00.001-08:00