Attention Deficit In Front of the MoMA

My Old Best Friend's Wedding

There's a substantial mind-boggling aspect to this and that's that the same person who gave me rides wherever I needed to go before I could drive is now making lifelong commitments with someone he had not even met back when I knew him.

Not that all's changed. He wrote "BALLS" on the bathroom mirror in the hotel and he pretty much forced me to play Smash Brothers with him while his wife stressed about wedding preparations.

Who how what now?

Fwup Fwup Fwup Fwup

Hey, Hitler drew cartoons.

Sick Acid Trips

Some people you know may or may not be foreign deities who've attained enlightenment and oneness with the universe.

If they are not/have not, do not attempt to make them aware of the fact. If you try this, you do so at great personal risk.

When hamburger joints unload patties from trucks

Watch out at 5am. People will hit you with their cars.

A place with seemingly no purpose but to have windows